So many of you losers bitch and moan about having to pay up front to be blackmailed or for Me to get on your Teamviewer. Well, let Me enlighten you morons a little bit about how the world works. Most of you are complete assholes who waste My time. I don’t like having My time wasted. It makes Me cranky. So, to ensure My time is NOT being wasted, I insist on payment up front. This weeds out the assholes who wouldn’t otherwise pay. So, too bad for the rest of you. I feel so bad that you all got fucked because of a few bad apples… wait, who the fuck am I kidding?! No I don’t! I’d make you all pay up front anyway because you’re all limp-dicked fuckers who want to give Me your money!
Now someone buy Me this camera so I can start recording clips for you to drop MORE money on! It’s on My wishlist, idiots. Stop asking for My address. Like you’d ever get that – HA!